Write a @$%*! Author Bio, already.

Write a @$%*! Author Bio, already.

You stare at the blank screen. The little cursor is blinking away—you swear it’s mocking you. You have to be witty, charming, appealing. You have to write your author bio. Sure, you can talk about your book for hours, but when it’s time to talk about you, your muse clams up and slinks off to a desolate corner of your little mental cocktail party or maybe goes to bury herself under the thick pile of winter coats in the master bedroom. You need a good author bio. It may seem unimportant: why would anyone care if you live in Montana?...