Write a @$%*! Author Bio, already.

dogYou stare at the blank screen. The little cursor is blinking away—you swear it’s mocking you.

You have to be witty, charming, appealing. You have to write your author bio.

Sure, you can talk about your book for hours, but when it’s time to talk about you, your muse clams up and slinks off to a desolate corner of your little mental cocktail party or maybe goes to bury herself under the thick pile of winter coats in the master bedroom.

You need a good author bio. It may seem unimportant: why would anyone care if you live in Montana? You write about Vikings for cryin’ out loud.

Believe it or not, there are readers out there that actually want to know about you. It’s your chance to make a connection with your readers. Also, you need one for your website, your book jacket, and your Amazon author page (and don’t forget Goodreads). It doesn’t have to be an arduous task. You can have a bit of fun with it. (And, it’s ok to make stuff up—kinda. Just check out Peter Clines’ bio. You’ll see what I mean.)

There are few tips on writing your bio. Maybe they’ll help you come up with a really entertaining one:

  1. Keep it brief. It doesn’t need to be War and Peace. Aim for 200 to 250 words. Some spots limit you to 50 (ie a by-line).
  2. Use third person to talk about yourself and present tense whenever possible. ( ie. “John likes to scavenge thrift shops in his spare time for vintage bowling shirts.”
  3. Be relevant. Try to zero in on facts about yourself that make your expertise relevant to the subject matter of your books. For instance, if you write about genetic engineering run amok with killer species of watermelon, you might want to share that you’ve got a Ph. D. in genetics.
  4. Here’s your chance to tell people how awesome you are when it comes to writing. Were you a finalist in a literary contest? Did you book rank in the top 100 on Goodreads in the “underwater basket-weaving category”? Great. Throw it in there.

If you’re still not feeling it, here are some great author bios that may inspire you:

Peter Clines

https://www.amazon.com/Peter-Clines/e/B0039LGSLW/ref=sr_ntt_srch_lnk_1?qid=1484146012&sr=8-1

Chuck Wendig

http://terribleminds.com/

Steven Campbell

http://www.belvaille.com/bio.html

 

Have fun!

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